Isn’t it arbitrary to start the new year on an uninteresting day a few weeks after Christmas? The exact day that is the first day of the new year is pretty random. Apparently it was Julius Caesar who came up with it and he was just trying to make January, the month named after himself, more important. I’d prefer the new year start on Summer or Winter Solstice, the longest or shortest day of the year. That would make sense to me. It would also make sense to me to start the new year on my birthday, but that’s probably just me.
Back in my day we had to “go shopping” for gifts. We’d drive to stores and spend hours looking for things to buy. As a child I pretty much hated those trips. Nobody was buying any of that stuff for me (obviously people got me presents but they weren’t buying them when was there with them) and I wasn’t old enough to enjoy buying gifts for other people very much. So shopping trips were basically no different than going to school or getting a hair cut, it was just time wasted not playing video games at home.
After buying the presents then you had to wrap them. Which reminds me that you didn’t just shop for gifts, you also shopped for wrapping paper and bows and ribbons and other wrapping related paraphernalia. Just getting the wrapping supplies was an ordeal. I was often expected to help wrap gifts and I was always terrible at it. Every year grown ups would teach me how to wrap presents and every year I, apparently, did an awful job. Even now as an adult people tell me I’m bad at wrapping gifts. I don’t understand why. When you look at a gift I wrapped you can never see the product under the wrapping paper. That’s the point, right? To make it impossible to see what the gift is until you unwrap it? As long as the wrapping paper and tape completely hides and disguises what the gift is then mission accomplished. People go on and on about neatly folder creases and tidy corners but I don’t see how any of that matters. Who cares about the wrapping paper and tape on the outside, it’s what’s inside that counts.
Then you distributed the presents to people who lived nearby and mailed presents to people who lived far away. Mailing Christmas gifts was most of my early exposure to the Post-Office. And that probably explains why I have so much anxiety about going to the Post-Office today. It was always a miserably experience. The employees were grumpy. The other customers were grumpy. The adults I was with were grumpy. And I was grumpy, from wasting more time not playing video games at home. I remember my Dad one time saying as we left the Post-Office, “For the price of shipping those packages we could have bought a lot more presents.” “Well,” I said, “let’s cancel those things we shipped and go buy me more presents.” Apparently Dads comment was rhetorical, but try explaining that to a six year old.
Nowadays you don’t do any of that. You pick out gifts on Amazon and have them mailed directly to the recipient, just remember to check the “This Item Is A Gift” box. Then wait for them to text you a thank you Christmas day. Easy. And even though sending money is considered rude we’ve, for some reason, all decided that Gift Cards are perfectly fine so that’s great. And some of my friends just buy me something on Steam from my Wish List, easy peasy. Technology has really made gift buying better which frees up more time to play video games at home. Merry Christmas!
Let’s decorate Ned’s apartment for Christmas!
The second episode of me playing Sims 4 with Ned and pets and stuff!
I haven’t seen Star Wars Episode 8 yet. But I’ve seen the trailers and at 1 minute and 32 seconds in to this trailer https://youtu.be/Q0CbN8sfihY we see a Porg. It’s like a furry penguin I guess. Sort of … like if you crossed a teddy bear and a penguin. I don’t know what it is, but it’s adorable.
I was worried before Episode 7 about BB-8. “What if the movie is bad?” I worried. “What if this rolly-polly droid is terrible?” “I can’t let myself get too excited about the new movie or BB-8 because I might get hurt!” But I think we all agree my worry was for nothing, Episode 7 and BB-8 were GREAT!
What was I worried about? BB-8 was GREAT! It’s true because it ryhms!
I’m not doing that again. I’m not hedging my bets. I’m not protecting my nerd heart by refusing to love Porgs until I see the movie. I EMBRACE THE PORG! They look cute, and funny, and cool. And who knows if they’ll be in the movie very much or if they’ll be as iconic and awesome as Ewoks are? I’m excited to find out. I’m hoping they’ll be in all the scenes.
Look at this guy! This is the star of the show!
I was worried before Episode 7 that the movie would be bad, worrying about BB-8 was just a small part of that great worry. But I have no doubt that Episode 8 will be great. 7 was great, Rogue One was great, the Rebels series on TV is going great, the Star Wars universe is really on a roll pumping out great stuff! I’m confident that Episode 8 will be great and that Porgs will be great along with it! Bring on The Last Jedi and bring on the Porgs!!!
Back in my day I got one new Nintendo game every few months. I literally had to pick up poop in the backyard to earn my allowance and I had to save that allowance for months to afford a new game. So there was always a ton of games I wanted but couldn’t get yet. They made games faster than I could buy them (this is different than my life as an adult where I buy them faster than I can play them). So when Christmas came around boy oh boy did I have a list of things I wanted!
I think I spent as much time reading about games I didn’t have in Nintendo Power magazine as I did playing the ones I actually owned. By the time I’d finally get a game I had already memorized the maps and the key combos. I knew how to play the game before I unwrapped it. I had been planning for the moment I would plug in the cartridge for months. I had STUDIED for it. When I didn’t like a game it was because I had already played it in my imagination long before I got the real thing and I liked the version I made up better. It was a harsh lesson in expectations and disappointment, one that I instantly forgot the next time I saw an ad for a new game.
This kid doesn’t know how good he has it. He doesn’t have to do chores to save money to buy his games. I think his only chore is doing his homework. Homework isn’t a chore, I mean it is a chore but it isn’t a chore you have to do to get your allowance. It’s a chore you have to do anyway and you don’t get paid for it. (Which is actually kinda backwards because things I did for money as a child are the housekeeping chores I do as an adult for free whereas school is more analogous to my day job which I do get paid for). He doesn’t have anything to look forward too. He already has them all. At least the ones he wants.
I guess I could buy him a fidget spinner. They’re pretty cheap. And with the money I save maybe I’ll buy myself that new Lego Marvel Superheroes 2 game for the Switch, it looks SUPER good. And then Jake and I are BOTH happy.
After so many expansions for Sims 4, including the best one PETS, it’s time to start playing Sims 4 again! Here’s the first episode of a new series, Ned.
In games like Fallout or Mass Effect you often have dialog options. These happen during conversations where you can choose between three or four things for your character to say. Now at first you might complain that this system is very limiting, you can only choose what you say out of the options the game presents you with. You lack the freedom of real life where you can choose to say or do anything at all.
I propose that in real life our options are also limited. In the middle of a conversation you can really only choose to say something that you can think of. In the moments between the other person asking you a question and you responding you can’t think of every possible thing you could say. Only one or two or maybe a few ideas will pop into your head. Then you choose the best one, say it, and see how they resond. Then hours later you’ll think of something better, you’ll think of the thing you “should” have said. But basically you couldn’t have said that, it was impossible to say it, because you didn’t think of it at the time. And you can’t possibly say something that doesn’t occur to you.
The same thing happens with our actions. Often we have more time to make big decisions and that extra time lets us think of more choices to consider but we still can’t think of every single possible action. When I’m trying to decide where to eat lunch I sometimes find myself in the middle of the meal when I suddenly think of another place that I would have preferred. But I didn’t even think of that restaurant while I was making the decision. Technically I could eat lunch at any restaurant in the city but realistically that’s too many choices to think about. So I chose from the dozen or so that I thought of at the time.
What we’ve named computer things is a bit strange sometimes. Now I like the “keyboard”, in terms of what we call it. It’s a board with keys on it. That’s great. Although if I’m honest I don’t care for calling them keys, they’re buttons. So I think a keyboard should be called a buttonboard.
I understand why we call the computer mouse a “mouse”. It’s got sort of the right shape and the cord looks a bit like it’s mouse’s tail. But I don’t like the idea of holding a “mouse” all day. And cordless mice are like tail-less mice which is also weird. I’d like to call the mouse something else. Like the Clicker. “Move the clicker over the file and then double click the clicker.” I might say to a user. I think Clicker is way better.
What the actual “computer” is sometimes confuses people. The monitor is not the computer (well maybe if you’re talking about an iMac that’s acceptable). The Hard Drive is not the computer. The CPU is not the computer. Basically the computer is the sum of all the parts in the “tower” or “case”. It’s like how the brain isn’t just the amygdala or the … I don’t know the names of other parts of the brain. At any rate, the brain is all those different pieces put together. And so is the computer, it’s all those different parts combined. I don’t know that we need to rename the computer, we just need to educate people so they stop calling monitors computers and computers hard drives.
3.5” floppy disk, it doesn’t matter anymore but those were cover by a hard plastic shell. The media inside was floppy but still, it was silly to call it floppy when you had to break it apart to reach the floppy part.
I think it’s silly that we still call the little computers we keep in our pockets “Cell Phones”. We run a million different applications on them including spreadsheet programs, fitness trackers, music players, games and many more. They are our calendars and electronic personal assistants. They are how we check email, both personal and work. But because one of the billion things they can do is to make and receive phone calls we still call them “phones”. It’s just that telephone calls aren’t really their main purpose anymore. We should call them Pocket Computers. Or Pocke-comps. Or Pokuters.