What we’ve named computer things is a bit strange sometimes. Now I like the “keyboard”, in terms of what we call it. It’s a board with keys on it. That’s great. Although if I’m honest I don’t care for calling them keys, they’re buttons. So I think a keyboard should be called a buttonboard.
I understand why we call the computer mouse a “mouse”. It’s got sort of the right shape and the cord looks a bit like it’s mouse’s tail. But I don’t like the idea of holding a “mouse” all day. And cordless mice are like tail-less mice which is also weird. I’d like to call the mouse something else. Like the Clicker. “Move the clicker over the file and then double click the clicker.” I might say to a user. I think Clicker is way better.
What the actual “computer” is sometimes confuses people. The monitor is not the computer (well maybe if you’re talking about an iMac that’s acceptable). The Hard Drive is not the computer. The CPU is not the computer. Basically the computer is the sum of all the parts in the “tower” or “case”. It’s like how the brain isn’t just the amygdala or the … I don’t know the names of other parts of the brain. At any rate, the brain is all those different pieces put together. And so is the computer, it’s all those different parts combined. I don’t know that we need to rename the computer, we just need to educate people so they stop calling monitors computers and computers hard drives.
3.5” floppy disk, it doesn’t matter anymore but those were cover by a hard plastic shell. The media inside was floppy but still, it was silly to call it floppy when you had to break it apart to reach the floppy part.
I think it’s silly that we still call the little computers we keep in our pockets “Cell Phones”. We run a million different applications on them including spreadsheet programs, fitness trackers, music players, games and many more. They are our calendars and electronic personal assistants. They are how we check email, both personal and work. But because one of the billion things they can do is to make and receive phone calls we still call them “phones”. It’s just that telephone calls aren’t really their main purpose anymore. We should call them Pocket Computers. Or Pocke-comps. Or Pokuters.